Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Kettlebells, Twitter and Balls
This weekend I went to the park and paid 5 dollars to a guy ...sorta sounds funny…anyways I paid 5 dollars for him to give me a kettlebell workout. Kettlebells have been showing up in my gym and I actually never paid any attention to them or the people using them. But the other day as I was leaving yoga some guy told me about this workout that will leave me tired and sore. So me loving to be tortured decided to go. It hurts like hell to sit down on a toilet now. The workout was fun, very different and definitely worked the entire body. So, I was twittering that I was sore from my kettlebell work out. Well I guess on twitter, people must put keywords in and find people they want to follow. After I mentioned the kettlebell, 4 people decided to become my followers. I had no idea who these random people were, so I looked at their profile and previous updates. These people twitter about their fitness and workouts. They also do a ton of updates…like “I walked to the market, 2 miles with 25 pound weights”. Whatever….so I thought..I should start twittering every hour or so like, “ I drove to pizza hut ordered 3 pizzas and ate them in record time.” The four fitness freaks will probably get hungry and irritable reading my twitter updates. I might have to do it..it is a lot of responsibility having new followers.
I have learned in yoga to not line up behind men, especially if they have loose shorts on. Now, I am not an advocate of men in tight shorts but in yoga I think it is absolutely necessary. You see, when the man is bending in strange positions..his balls and dick want to take a peak at what the hell is going on. When this happens and the balls and dick are looking back at me, I tend to gag a little and look elsewhere, only to have the yogi tell me to look straight ahead. Barf.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Homer and a Whole Lot of Nothing
I have been pretty busy, I had a great weekend. I have a ton of things to blog about but my mind wont release the thoughts to my fingers so they can type. So you get Homer pictures.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Homer's Movie Review
My Mom went to three movies this weekend. Three times this weekend I was fed late. All she has to do is feed me before she leaves for the movies and I will wait until 5:30 and I will eat. But three times in a row she forgot to feed me until she got home. Three times this weekend I pushed her so far over to the edge of the bed she had to get up and go to the other side. It takes time, but soon I will have her trained so she doesn’t forget to feed me. She is getting forgetful and lazy as she ages. She is having me type out this movie review…I don’t even have thumbs!
Doubt was the first movie she went to on Friday when she first forgot to feed me. She liked Doubt, anyone who has had any fun at a Catholic School should be able to relate to the Meryl Streep character. Mom had a nun in her school named Sister Barbara that was just like Meryl’s character. The movie’s title is perfect because you are left with doubt. Excellent acting by everyone.
The Reader was the second movie she went to and the second time she forgot to feed me. She liked The Reader, mostly because Kate Winslett was naked. Cool story, great acting. Don’t forget Kate is naked…really that is all you really need .
Third movie was Gran Torino. Third and last night she forgot to feed me. Gran Torino has a great story but mediocre acting by everyone but Clint. The problem with the movie..is they went overboard with the racial remarks..a few were good enough..you got the hint…..but every flipping line from Clint has a racial remark.
Okay I am done doing my Mom’s blogging. She needs to go on a walk now.
Doubt was the first movie she went to on Friday when she first forgot to feed me. She liked Doubt, anyone who has had any fun at a Catholic School should be able to relate to the Meryl Streep character. Mom had a nun in her school named Sister Barbara that was just like Meryl’s character. The movie’s title is perfect because you are left with doubt. Excellent acting by everyone.
The Reader was the second movie she went to and the second time she forgot to feed me. She liked The Reader, mostly because Kate Winslett was naked. Cool story, great acting. Don’t forget Kate is naked…really that is all you really need .
Third movie was Gran Torino. Third and last night she forgot to feed me. Gran Torino has a great story but mediocre acting by everyone but Clint. The problem with the movie..is they went overboard with the racial remarks..a few were good enough..you got the hint…..but every flipping line from Clint has a racial remark.
Okay I am done doing my Mom’s blogging. She needs to go on a walk now.
Friday, February 6, 2009
My Hero
Everybody is doing it..so I have joined the fun. You can go here and make your own. I made my hero bald...way cool.
This song was playing in the background as I was creating myself into a superhero. It has been ages since I heard this song...
Have a good weekend everyone!!!
This song was playing in the background as I was creating myself into a superhero. It has been ages since I heard this song...
Have a good weekend everyone!!!
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
25 Things About Me
I have been tagged numerous times on the fartbook with this...I am sure everyone has seen the rules of this meme..so I will just get down to it.
1. I love peanut butter.
2. I am a better friend than girlfriend. I have no worries being single, and I have great friends that give me joy…now if I can only convince one of them to have sex with me..my life would be perfect. Just kidding..not really.
3. I don’t believe in idolizing, praising or fearing a God. I prefer just being a kind, honest, helpful person. Living in the present and not letting my ego step in my path is what I strive for daily.
4. I just started doing Bikram Yoga. It is yoga for 90 minutes in a room that is 105 F and 50% humidity. It is my latest addiction.
5. Even though I can barely touch my toes, yoga has put me in positions I never thought my body could do.
6. I still can’t do about 7 of the yoga poses in the 90 minutes, but I try harder each and every class.
7. I thought it would be intimidating going into a hot room with girls half-naked doing yoga, after the first 5 minutes you don’t even realize there is a hot chick with her leg over her head 2 feet from you.
8. I use to think yoga was for pussys, I no longer think that. It brings a calmness to me I can’t explain. (what is the correct way to pluralize pussy?)
9. I have been working on or around airplanes for 25 years…21 years for the same company.
10. I joined the Navy so I could meet lesbians, I met plenty of lesbians, but the Navy also started me out in the profession I still have.
11. Looking back now, I wished growing up I had at least one gay relative. Something to prove to me that gay people weren’t bad people.
12. I have 22 nieces and nephews, I don’t think one of them know I am gay. I know telling them might mean I won’t be able to interact with some of them, but it also might give just one of them hope… that there are normal gay people. This is something that burdens me.
13. I listen to podcasts that are vulgar and disgusting but make me laugh.
14. I am not a vulgar person, and when people are disgusting it grosses me out, but I continue to listen to Yeast Radio and to whorehole.org.
15. I love sex toys.
16. I don’t wear underwear.
17. I would love to shave my head..I daydream about it all the time.
18. My hair is thick soft baby hair that takes hours to dry and is whispy and limp. I always pull my hair into a ponytail so it is controlled.
19. The only reason I don’t shave my head..is because I hate the initial attention I get when I change something.
20. I have kept my hair long cuz in my mind it stops people a little short of calling me a dyke.
21. If I see hairy armpits on a girl..it makes me gag a little.
22. I love swimming..I can swim laps for hours, but I haven’t been in the pool for a while.
23. I have freckles all over my body
24. I love to get pedicures; I also think it is absolutely sexy when I see beautiful cared for feet.
25. I have a thing for older women.
1. I love peanut butter.
2. I am a better friend than girlfriend. I have no worries being single, and I have great friends that give me joy…now if I can only convince one of them to have sex with me..my life would be perfect. Just kidding..not really.
3. I don’t believe in idolizing, praising or fearing a God. I prefer just being a kind, honest, helpful person. Living in the present and not letting my ego step in my path is what I strive for daily.
4. I just started doing Bikram Yoga. It is yoga for 90 minutes in a room that is 105 F and 50% humidity. It is my latest addiction.
5. Even though I can barely touch my toes, yoga has put me in positions I never thought my body could do.
6. I still can’t do about 7 of the yoga poses in the 90 minutes, but I try harder each and every class.
7. I thought it would be intimidating going into a hot room with girls half-naked doing yoga, after the first 5 minutes you don’t even realize there is a hot chick with her leg over her head 2 feet from you.
8. I use to think yoga was for pussys, I no longer think that. It brings a calmness to me I can’t explain. (what is the correct way to pluralize pussy?)
9. I have been working on or around airplanes for 25 years…21 years for the same company.
10. I joined the Navy so I could meet lesbians, I met plenty of lesbians, but the Navy also started me out in the profession I still have.
11. Looking back now, I wished growing up I had at least one gay relative. Something to prove to me that gay people weren’t bad people.
12. I have 22 nieces and nephews, I don’t think one of them know I am gay. I know telling them might mean I won’t be able to interact with some of them, but it also might give just one of them hope… that there are normal gay people. This is something that burdens me.
13. I listen to podcasts that are vulgar and disgusting but make me laugh.
14. I am not a vulgar person, and when people are disgusting it grosses me out, but I continue to listen to Yeast Radio and to whorehole.org.
15. I love sex toys.
16. I don’t wear underwear.
17. I would love to shave my head..I daydream about it all the time.
18. My hair is thick soft baby hair that takes hours to dry and is whispy and limp. I always pull my hair into a ponytail so it is controlled.
19. The only reason I don’t shave my head..is because I hate the initial attention I get when I change something.
20. I have kept my hair long cuz in my mind it stops people a little short of calling me a dyke.
21. If I see hairy armpits on a girl..it makes me gag a little.
22. I love swimming..I can swim laps for hours, but I haven’t been in the pool for a while.
23. I have freckles all over my body
24. I love to get pedicures; I also think it is absolutely sexy when I see beautiful cared for feet.
25. I have a thing for older women.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
For My Wife
This is the trailer for a movie that was made about the lady who drowned in her basement during a flood and the obstacles her partner had to go through because the gays don't have the same rights. This happened in Seattle I read the story in the Seattle Times and have been waiting for the movie. It will be showing in LA on Feb. 12th..Hopefully I can go.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
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